-You wake up to find that your suitcases have been opened and rummaged through and borrowed from.
-The 17-yr-old is wearing the 9-yr-old's boots.
-The 9-yr-old is wearing the 21-yr-old's dress.
-"Mr. Grinch" counts as Sunday music.
-Rita's counts as it's own food group.

-Saying "chum chum" is acceptable if you forget the lyrics to any song.
-Your life could be a musical.
-Winnie is revered and Steve Johnson is forgotten.
-Your siblings are compared to happy porcupines when they sing.
-Someone is giving someone else a wedgie.
-There is a shrine for Philip Johnson on the fridge.
-There are 4 bathrooms and that is NOT ENOUGH

-Someone is wearing a hoodie as pants.
-Getting up to turn off the hall light is way too hard. Yelling for 10 minutes for Nicole to do it is a much more reasonable situation.
-There is only one mature adult figure present at any given time. They may or may not be you.
-"We're leaving at 12:30" means "We're leaving at 12:15" means that we leave at 12:45.
-You hear "Coming Home" 3,158 times a day.
-And you are not happy about it.
-The real meaning of Christmas is VENgeance!
-Three people sleep in one bed. One person gets 90% of the blankets.

Is there any mystery left as to why I love coming home? :)
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