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Saturday, February 16, 2013

Carshopping

Is something I do not miss. I imagine this is how people feel when they hate dating and then they get married....anyway. Ever since finding Cassidy Jane Carbaby, my life has been significantly better.

Recently, I was reminded of this when Nicool posted on my wall to say that our facebook conversations are really funny, and I should look at them again. I did, and found this little gem:

  • Heather Christine Connor
    i think you would really appreciate my story of my test drive today though
    it went like this
    ring ring! hello? hi johnathan, this is heather. do you want to go carshopping with me? 
    him: sure
    we drive over.
    dealer: hi do you want to take it for a drive?
     
    me: yes, i just want to look it over first. johnathan and i look at the engine, lights, etc. dealer: you want to go for a drive? me: yes please! we set out
    me: i want to go on the highway and also find some hills to take it on. dealer: ok sure, if you go right it'll take you to the I-15. me: dim memory of hearing abotu I-15 on the radio on the way home from school today.....
    we hit traffic immediately.
    the car hits a high of 30 mph.
    dealer: ok so let's take this exit and find some hills
    me: ok.... *remembering that what i heard about I-15 is that there was an accident and it was all kindsa backed up
    we exit
    dealer starts talking about his life story
    johnathan chimes in with his life story
    they become enthralled with each other
    i try to listen to engine sounds
    dealer encourages me to be careful and not rear-end anyone
    then goes on to tell johnathan his conversion story
    his story of coming to america from iran
    his political leanings
    his view of BYU
  • Nicole Connor
    WHAT
    DOES HE KNOW FARSI
  • Heather Christine Connor
    all about his family
    huh? like the language?
  • Heather Christine Connor
    i dk maybe.....he had an accent and he's been here for 15 yrs
  • Nicole Connor
    omgomgomgomgomgomgomgmogmogg
  • Heather Christine Connor
    no more like 30 yrs
  • Nicole Connor
    holy shiz love your life
  • Nicole Connor
    I wish I couldve talked with him!!
  • Heather Christine Connor
    you would've been just as bad as johnathan!
    i was trying to decide if i wanted to buy a car and they just wanted to talk about missionary experiences and their upraising
    *their respective upraisings
    anyyyyway
  • Nicole Connor
    heather, I will not even try to deny that I wouldve been just as bad as jonathan. I wouldve talked with him allllll about whats going on in the middle east right now and also about farsi and tips he has abotu learning it
  • Heather Christine Connor
    dealer directs me (in between his career shift from dentist to dealer and the story about the time he owned a porsche and got pulled over by like 6 cops) to a road which he promises is full of hills
    we find that it is under construction
    enter the under construction gods for their one line: YE SHALL NOT PASS
    dealer directs me to another road
  • Heather Christine Connor
    we go on that road and find that it goes up a teeny tiny hill and leads us straight to a dead end
    johnathan turns to me and says: "have you had enough hills for your liking?"
    i get a little confused. where did johnathan see a hill? i wonder. i smile complacently.
    dealer announces that he doesn't have much time bc he has to go pick up his kids
    (he has 5. one of them is 6'1 220 lbs and plays football for timpview.)
  • Heather Christine Connor
    so we drive back to the lot
    and i ask if i can come back tomorrow
    and he says yes
    johnathan and i get in the car
    johnathan: so what did you think? me: i think i liked it, the engine looked pretty clean, and it ran pretty well from what i could see. but i do want to drive it faster and also on some real hills. i dk, what do you think?
    johnathan: man, that guy was cool. i can't believe blablabla - i stopped listening.
    and that is the story of the time i kinda liked a car, but couldn't tell bc two chatty cathys were in the car with me :)

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