1. You don't throw a fit when your birthday doesn't go as imagined. You just move your birthday to a different day, make yourself a sign, and call it good.
2. You watch a scary movie with your husband. And then, while he sleeps soundly, totally unaffected by the horror you just submitted your minds to, and you lay there terrified and unable to sleep, you remember how much he loves his sleep and you do not wake him up.
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| Do NOT watch this movie! |
3. Marriage is caring is sharing. If you share the closet as well as I do, you might be the wife of the year.
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| This is Stephen's side of our closet. I know, I know. It was really generous of me to give him all that space. |
4. You decorate your house and it looks adorable!
......while it lasts.
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| Three hours after hanging these up.... |
5. You definitely don't ever ask him to dress up with you for an event that no one else is dressing up for. And you don't hand him a pair of your own tights to put on in an attempt to find an appropriate costume. (And if you did, you wouldn't spend 5 minutes laughing at how hilarious he looks wearing your tights.)
(.....and even if you hypothetically did do all of that stuff, you wouldn't then ask him to put the tights back on a day later so that you could take a picture of him and put it on your blog for the enjoyment of everybody else.)
If you do / have done any of these things, you can give yourself a hearty pat on the back. You are well on your way to being wife of the year!
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