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Sunday, August 12, 2012

Spice Up your Closing Ceremonies

So, I was really tired today.

Probably about as tired as one might be if they had gone to bed at 6 in the morning.

Imagine watching the Closing Ceremonies of the Summer 2012 Olympics feeling like that.





It got a little bit trippy.

Which is why I decided to do this post on how I would have improved the Closing Ceremonies if I were the one in charge! Ehm:

1. I would have gotten rid of the roller-skating nuns. What? What was that?


2. I would have changed Jessie J's outfit. I would have given her a really fluffy charcoal-gray sparkly tulle skirt to wear with her leotard.

3. I would have reunited the Beatles. If the Spice Girls could come back together, so could the Beatles! [John Lennon and George Harrison would just have to work something out. It's the Olympics. Get it together, guys.]

4. I would not have formed anyone's face with weird white puzzle pieces.

5. I would have kindly asked Annie Lennox to not perform.

How scary is this woman??
6. I would have definitely kept the Spartans out of it.

7. I would have given One Direction a cooler stage. If Annie Lennox gets a pirate ship, my boys definitely deserve something a little fancier.
Also, they would have been given a solid hour. And since I would be the one in charge, I would be on stage with them. And they'd be singing right to me. 
8. You KNOW there would have been no Russell Brand in my Closing Ceremonies.

9. Prince Harry would get double the face time that he did.

At least double. 
10. George Michael would not have sung "Freedom" or whatever the heck he sang. He would have sung "Faith."

  

11. The Spice Girls would not have stopped after only two songs. They would have stopped after.....twenty songs.

12. Victoria Beckham would have given me her dress after the Closing Ceremonies were over. (Also her husband.) What?

If only I really had been in charge. Even McKayla would have to be impressed.

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4 comments:

  1. Heather! I said the same thing about Annie Lennox when I was watching it with your mom and the fam and the Walburgers and the Johnsons - she's scary! Next time, you can be in charge!!

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  2. ....I think John Lennon would have to come back from the grave in order to be in the Olympics? Unless that is your secret power :) In that case, can I request we have Jane Austen too?! I also agree that the closing ceremonies were weird.

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  3. Haha yes, he and George Harrison would both have needed to come back from the grave. (Don't worry, I wikipedia'ed it and they're both dead, but Ringo Starr is still alive, and so is the other one....) and I can't believe I forgot Jane Austen! She would have been perfect!

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  4. I would have included Cornwallis.

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