Remember that time that I posted a blog about Tuesday Night at Coldstone?
Here's a link, if you forgot about it.
Anyway, I just saw on facebook that Tuesday Night got engaged to the blonde girl! What whaaaaat, who called it?? Oh, right. That was me. I was there, you guys! I saw them on their first date and I just knew they were going to get married. Then I was like, whoa, Heather, isn't that a little extreme? I mean it's just a first date. But I guess I should have just trusted my own intuition.
It's just hard to trust my intuition when sometimes I'm SO so wrong. Like when I predict that one of my best friends will meet her husband in DC and instead she meets a bunch of tools whom I would be offended if she married. Or when I predicted that my sister would get pregnant while I was gone and the closest this comes to being true is her having a dream about getting pregnant. Or when Prince Charming is not so charming after all. Well, he is really charming, but also just really dumb.
Seriously. OMG I could kill one of them. Literally, I might just push him in front of the metro one day. But I am glad Tuesday Night Boy is getting married.
ReplyDeletehahaha winnie! i can just see the newspaper headlines now: d.c. intern and byu student goes psycho and kills annoying coworker. weapon of choice? the metro.
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