To prepare him, I asked several of my friends (all of whom are awesome daters, obviously) for advice. For any of my readers who are seeking dating advice, I have recorded the advices below. Enjoy :)
"Open the car door for your date. Tell her she looks nice. Treat her like a lady. Don't worry about having to be smooth. Be yourself, and if she doesn't like you for who you are then she isn't someone to ask out again. You should have no problem because from what I hear you are a stud. If the conversation is hard to keep then don't worry about forcing it, it should be easy to talk with her. If it isn't, move on and ask a new girl out because she wasn't for you. Good luck with everything and don't worry about kissing a girl right away." ~the infamous Steve Johnson
"A good date movie is anything she wants to see, but the key is pretending like you're really excited." ~Zac Efron
"My main piece of advice when dating would be to date smart, by just having a good time by learning through experiences, and don't get too attached, just participate in wholesome dating :)" ~Brad
"Kissing is like drinking salt water. The more you drink, you more you want. And always google funny pickup lines before a date." ~Winnie
"Just follow your heart. That's what I always do." ~Napoleon Dynamite.
"Keep it short....no longer than 2 hours....and simple, don't overplan! Dinner and a small activity. Maybe not even dinner, just a dessert. Open all doors. Be a good listener. Ask her questions about herself, family, future plans, hobbies, etc." ~Nicool
"Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle! Yeah." ~LMFAO
Philip sent in this video with his advices:
"Just be nice to your lady, and treat her with respect, and she will do the same to you." ~J Biebs
"Be super-needy. Call and text every 2-4 hours. Act super self-conscious and continuously apologize. Just for starters." ~Thank you, Jared Yarn....
And finally, Usher had this to say:
"You've got to love all your fans without falling in love with them. I can't say I've never dated a fan, but it's not a good idea....understand that you are a fantasy to them and you should be mindful of that." ~Usher
Obviously the broder is very well-prepared now.
Winnie stole my favorite quote and slaughtered it. It's "the more you drink the more you thirst." Geez...
ReplyDeleteHa. I didn't stttteeaaal it, I am just passing it along to a fellow friend's sibling :) Aaaahhhh thirst... want. Same diff? But really, google funny pick up lines right now. It is HILARIOUS.
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