Incriminating Txts

Depending on how well you know me, you might know that it is a constant battle for me to keep my txt inbox from filling up to 100%. I frequently have to go through and purge my inbox to make way for new txts.

But some txts never get purged, and never will, because they are just too funny, or too nice, or too too. Here are some of those txts:

"Bring the dollar theater here. It'll be worth it." -a boy after I told him I couldn't come to the park because I was at the dollar theater

"I looked like a troll. It didn't go well. The end." -a completely untrue statement, but funny nonetheless

"Bout to go ape crazy on the parentals."

"My fingers are crossed like they are doing the peepee dance!" -Philip

Him: It's okay though, girls with beards are attractive.

Her: Is it the ruggedness or the tickle you like?

Him: I guess it's that sense of security I get when they have a beard....I feel safer haha

"Hey sexy girl, you're bangin like a speaker box, and did it hurt when you fell from heaven? If I had the money and wasn't married I'd buy you an $80 flower arrangement" -my old roommate's husband

Dad: Don't look now but 5 guys just did a double take and asked each other who you were.

Me: I'm at school.....so I hope the 4th graders didn't already forget who i am!

Dad: Oh oops

Dad: Even those fourth graders think you're beautiful

"It is ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS the cute ones that are married and with a 19 yr old son." -my 22-yr-old friend

At least my txts are not plagued with autocorrect fails like this one:

Then again, I'm not sure I would mind that so much. I would be endlessly entertained :)